Today, we remember those of all Houses who fought bravely but lost everything in the Second Wizarding War while trying to defeat the dark. Let us also celebrate with those who finally, on May 2nd 1998, won.
W e l i f t o u r w a n d s i n m e m o r y .
|Me:||*Doesn't sleep around*|
|Me:||*Doesn't get knocked up*|
|Me:||*Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*|
|Parents:||WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.|
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
|Morning Blogger:||Might as well get on before school. Hey, that picture's pretty neat!|
|Midmorning Blogger:||Hah, I bypassed the school's firewa- shitgottago|
|Noon Blogger:||Sorry for flooding your dash with food porn guys, but I'm dieting and I'm dying for a piece of cake right about now.|
|Afternoon Blogger:||Soooooo.... tired.....|
|Nightblogger:||GUYS WHAT IF THE SOUND WE HEAR FROM INSTRUMENTS IS THEM CRYING OUT IN PAIN WHEN YOU PLAY THEM|
|Me:||Wow I feel like I haven't heard this song in 46 years|
|Mother:||You are 15|
when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u